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  Noah's cruising habits!

  by edmond dantes in

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  what did noah do during the long voyage to pass the time?.

  did he sing sea shanties and play his squeeze box as the waves hit him full in the face?.

  mrs noah gave a chorus or two of what shall we do with a drunken sailor..

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  What did Noah do during the long voyage to pass the time?

  Did he sing sea shanties and play his squeeze box as the waves hit him full in the face?

  Mrs Noah gave a chorus or two of what shall we do with a drunken sailor.
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  NOAH'S EYE COLOUR

  by badboy in

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  any ideas?

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  I know he had a black ring around one eye which he got of his telescope, he was heard to say to Mrs N. Stop cleaning everything with that Brasso.

  As he looked out across the waters he was heard to say " I see no ships only hardships."
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  NOAH'S EYE COLOUR

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  Must have been blue because he was God's blue eyed boy at the time.
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  Watchtower figures=New "this Generation" of anionted Armagedon by 2048!

  by Witness 007 in

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  i cant believe they are doing this again.. watchtower study edition.

  feb 15 2008 p.25 {box} "can we calculate the length of this generation?

  " - "the word generation usually refers to people of various ages, who's lives overlap during a time period or event....the exact length of that time cannot be stated except that it does have an end and would not be excessively long....jesus did not leave his disciples a formula to determine when the last days would end....they would not know "the day nor the hour.".

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  It's otherwise known as negligent missrepresentation something which they are super expert at and I would go so far as to say they have reached an olympic standard with their twists and turns.

  They are operating an insurance scam of amazing proportions by telling people that if they would like to live on earth forever believe in the pages of the publications ,buy into it body and soul ,because that is the only way of securing safety from death.

  Where are the people now who were over 40 when told on their dooorsteps in the 1950s that they were the generation that would not pass away.I think the new light was a little late coming on for them ,not to mention all the rest of the previous generations of the last century.

  The next Watchtower banner headline should read. THE GENERATION GYRATION AND IT'S RADIUS . Grr! for short.
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  WHAT METALS DID NOAH USE?

  by badboy in

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  According to Mrs Noah it was a special tin because during the long nights on the cruise of a life time she was heard erotically talking to Mr Noah saying "your on your metal tonight, wrigglytin Noah lad."
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  Bye for now

  by freedomfighter in

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  to everyone who is part of this forum.. i won't be on here for a while as i am seperating from my wife.

  i have found a place with a workmate.. thanks for your comments and support through difficult times.

  i am starting a new chapter in my life.. jw's have "destroyed" my life and seperated me from my friends and family.

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  Part of " If " from Rudyard Kipling,

  If you can meet Triumph and Disaster and treat those two imposters just the same,

  If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

  or watch the things you gave your life to,broken,

  And stoop and build 'em up with worn out tools

  You'll be a man my son

  Good Luck.
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  Another jest from the Watchtower art dept. (WT 07 07/15)

  by cultswatter in

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  the following picture is from page 17 of the july 15 2007 watchtower magazine.

  the next picture is on page 18 .

  these pictures are on opposite sides of the same page.

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  I think I would rather face the Daleks.
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  Another jest from the Watchtower art dept. (WT 07 07/15)

  by cultswatter in

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  the following picture is from page 17 of the july 15 2007 watchtower magazine.

  the next picture is on page 18 .

  these pictures are on opposite sides of the same page.

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  Why have some got small cameras on their forheads are they collecting evidence for a judicial or what?
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  WTBTS refuses to return 100,000 pound donation from DF man

  by dozy in

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  watchtower society declines to return disputed 100,000 legacyby emilie filou, third sector, 13 february 2008 .

  the charitable arm of the jehovah's witnesses should return a 100,000 legacy from a man it expelled for trying to convert call girls, one of the man's relatives has said.. martin davis said the watchtower society should return the money left to it by his cousin donald kennett so it could go to kennett's nephew, who is autistic.. accepting money from a member who had been expelled would damage the charity's reputation, said davis, of dulwich, south london.. kennett was befriended by a jehovah's witness in the 80s when recovering from a serious car crash and joined shortly afterwards, davis told third sector.

  he was 'disfellowshipped' from his group in stockport in 2001 after members discovered that he was contacting call girls.. when kennett's mother died in 1994, she had left half her estate to him and half to his autistic nephew.

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  The governing accountants at Crooklyn should get all board members round the table and ask the question of each member " what would Jesus do ?" They would come up with the wrong answer naturally, so they then should ask "how will it look from a PR point of view" .I think they will still come up with the wrong answer which would confirm what the Watchtower critics have been saying all along and that is that they are operating a perpetuating charity of collecting money that no one except their own New World Society of scam artists will benefit from.

  Blind leaders leading the blind.
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  Odd Named Congregation

  by Outaservice in

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  in michigan for instance they have a few odd named towns.. how does the hell, michigan congregation sound?.

  there is also climax, mich. would you attend the climax congregation?.

  how about the colon, michigan congregation?.

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  I think I got one place wrong it shoud have been Wetwang near Bridlington in Yorkshire.

  There is another on the mainland of Orkney called Twatt. "Do you have many outsiders in you congregation ? " "no they are mostly Twatts."